Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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