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Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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