I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You have to summon your inner elephant
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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