My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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