Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
false alarm, still single
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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