I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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