YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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