Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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