i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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