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(303): View more from Colorado

It smells like weed.

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We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.

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(407): View more from Florida

I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like

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(438): View more from Quebec

I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.

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(301): View more from Maryland

it's like iHOP with fire

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them

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(518): View more from New York

I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands

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(630): View more from Illinois

How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts

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(512): View more from Texas

Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.

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