i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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