doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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