If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
people are starting to question the shark bite story
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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