dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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