I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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