I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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