you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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