You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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