So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I have post one night stand depression
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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