i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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