This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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