Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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