I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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