if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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