For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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