Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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