I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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