He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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