She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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