How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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