let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
