I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
