K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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