Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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