new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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