He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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