I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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