I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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