I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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