Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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