Are we in a gay sports bar?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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