i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I lost the right to judge tonight
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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