idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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