Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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