Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
i out mim tonsoeep
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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