you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
North Korea, Best Korea!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
