was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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