brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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