I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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