We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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