Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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