Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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