I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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