I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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