That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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