My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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