I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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