? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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