Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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